Palawind c:

Its kinda like a Pokemon virtual pet site c:

For those WTF moments...

http://pictureisunrelated.com/


Some of these things are seriously wtf.
Srsly.


Also, you HAVE to read this story by my cousin A.K.A Sylviatheawesome:

http://lifethroughsylviaseyes.blogspot.com/2009/11/fractured-fairytale-its-frigging.html

Suspect Win

Like seriously FTW:



http://failblog.org/2009/12/07/suspect-win/

Don't get any ideas, Sylvia.
Don't.


ANYWAY
I need Band name ideas.
Now.
Nownownow.

~*

Creepy Crap Stuff

I'm sick.

On my camp week.

THANKYOUGODFORPUTTINGMEINTHISCONDITION!

No srsly, thanks.

FOR NOTHING @_@

Anyway here you all are:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17493_13-most-unintentionally-disturbing-childrens-toys.html

To all you stalkers out there...

Go visit this site. Its like, AMAZING! The content on there is FABULOUS, the layout, EVERYTHING!


Link: http://iamawesome.com/

Seriously, I have nothing better to do. MSN is dead, nobody's on there. *hintsylviahint*
Um...went to the Luge today. It rained xD
Just my luck.
Yup.


*coughhackcough*


Okay go knock yourselves out: 

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
http://notalwaysright.com/
http://www.theonion.com/content/index *

http://owned.com/ 
http://mysterygoogle.com/ 
(you get what the person before searched for)


*I am not getting all these of my life is average..*blink*

My sister wants to know how to dance like a taco, btw.


...meh

@ Sylvia

They're complaining about there results?
AND WTH WITH YOUR RESULTS?
W.T.H
WTF

Good and bad?

Dude, check this:

English: A, M, M
Science: N, A ( could've done better if the stupid TIMETABLE wasn't fucked up, telling me I had maths first when we actually had science...)
Socials: A, A
Maths (oh God) N, N, N, N, M


Fortunately, year 10 exams arn't the END of the world.
And the only subjects I actually CARE about are Art, Music and ICT


xD
xD
xD

Over and out lol

OMGosh IM GONNA DIE

In about 80 years time fufufu
CRAP


I gotta  go!

Brb

FARMERS HAVING BIGBIGBIG SALE

So...

So I found an Engrish in my own hometown.

On the chinese shop window-the shop by the Wharehouse (yes, that one)
It says "Smile, you are in camera!"

Yeah I lol'd
And if you don't know what engrish is, go kiss a llama...

Srsly.

Making Pizza for dinner...again.
Yay for chicken and ham.

Had exams...they were hell.
Finished like, a minute before we had to FINISH finish.


Here ya go, go and knock yourselves out: http://mokepon.smackjeeves.com/comics/458480/prologue/

So... I have exams...

.
.
.
.
.
In approximately 2ish days.
Not counting today.


I'm scared.

REAL scared.

I know for a fact that I have struggled with maths all my life so I know that the exam will be...a tad bit of a challenge.
Just a tad.

Or two.

Or even three.

Could even be four.

But who knows?

THEN I realized that my English exam will be held at a year 11 level...
AND that I have my English exam up first.
Crap.

Double crap.

TRIPLE crap. D:

BUT ENOUGH WITH THE RANT!!!

I''m on MSN haha

BET YOU ARN'T
and even if you were...

yeah I gotz nothin...

I feel...HUNGRY

No not really.

Just had dinner actually.



BUT just to get your appetite up...here are some um...delicious blogs for you to check out.


http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
http://www.typetive.com/candyblog/


Example: Cheesecake Parfait 

Year of The Triple Bypass
A burger filled with Chinese BBQ pork between two pork buns.

and also the:

Magical Rainbow Tower Of Dreams

Ten layers of multi-coloured chocolate chip sponge cake, each separated with a layer of icing.

...

No Comment

More Sims 2 stuff

Yes there is MOAR...

I feel sorry 4 u haha



OKAY

Here goes!

1


2


3


!!

Name: Amaya (means night, rain) Moore
Age: 23
Star Sign: Aquarius
Hometown: Avondale
Job: Rising Photographer
Likes: J-Pop, Photography and her cute navy umbrella.
Dislikes: The colour brown, people talking in text language and not being able to find her cute navy umbrella...

Amaya Moore wishes to travel the world, and find her long lost sister, Kai Moore, who is supposedly in Europe...somewhere.In her spare time, she likes taking pictures of um, random objects, whatever she can, whether it be Plants, Puppies or Peanut butter sandwiches (Which she loves),

Name: Amanda Mitchell

Age: 15

Starsign: Gemini

Hometown: Avondale

Likes: French, Cherry Blossom Trees, Peacocks.

Dislikes: Meat, WRITING STUPID ENGLISH ESSAYS, Spiders.

Amanda has been a vegetarian ever since she discovered where meat came from when she was three.

"Oh those poor, sweet, innocent animals!"

She loves french culture and would  like to go there after she has finished her degree in Dendrology, which is the study of trees. (She has a fair while to go yet; she's only 15).

In her spare time, she likes to carry her sketchbook and go for walks, where she sketches pictures of all different types of trees and then goes home to research them.

The Sims 2 Stuff

Because I have nothing else to post otherwise :D

Also I have a day off on Monday haha
AS WELL AS AS LABOUR DAY

mwahaha suckers :P


So heres some sims from my game that I made stuff up about :D

Name: Layla Kentucky
Age: 16
Star Sign: Virgo
Siblings: None
Likes: Cadbury Milk Chocolate, Accessories,Tulips
Dislikes: White Chocolate, Getting her photo taken and rap music


Layla lives in the small town of Riverside Valley where she attends the local school, Riverside High.
She is mostly known for her ability to craft beautiful jewelery, specializing in Necklaces, and also her habit of eating three chocolate bars on the trot. She is an only child and because of this, isn't a very sociable person. While most people would watch a movie in the weekends, Layla prefers to be in her room making jewelery and sketching designs.
 

Name: Clara Harris

Age: 14

Star sign: Cancer

Siblings: Lisa Harris

Likes: Lemonade, Bush Walks and Vintage Shops

Dislikes: The "Popular girls", Licorice and the rain.

Clara Harris thinks she is average. Shes awkward, average at maths and likes Lemonade (In fact it's all she drinks on Thursdays-Saturdays).

Her parents and sister, a.k.a: The Harris' are anything BUT average. Her parents are fashion designers. Her sister stars in a soap opera. But Clara is just "plain and boring". She has a special talent that she doesn't want anyone to know about: She has an extremely good Photographic Memory...

YEAH YEAH

made it all up on the spot xD

By the way (Trpile Number thingy)

To make matters even creepier...


My Dad won $111 dollars on lotto...the money he used to buy me the guitar (Which I am getting replaced on Monday YAYAY)

Also, the iPod I want (you know, the one with the video)

IS ONLY $199 DOLLARS!


Too bad that I dun have enough moneez at the mo ):

Crap

Ok.


So you know how my computer like CRASHED AND BURNED a couple of weeks ago with all our photos?

WELL

I was on morphthing.com

and I had HEAPS of uploaded pictures from my old computer, which is now you know, DEAD

And I went on there.

And


all


the

photos


are


gone


gone


and

gone


WHAT THE FREAKING HELL?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHY?

DDDDDD:
DDDDDDD:

DDDDDDDDDDD:


My gay life just LIVES on...

My Gay Life Episode 1

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
..
...
Okay here goes. Kinda sucks, cuz i did this at like 10:30 PM last night ha ha

Ok,


Here.



GOES

1


2


3


!!!

Also I have obtained a new guitar yayay

BUT

I have tyo return it as there is something wrong with the fret board and the 5th string DDDDDD:

My Gay life goes on D:

Toaster...can DIE

.........................

This Toaster essay is harder than I thought.

I just...I just CAN'T seem to find the inspiration to start it, let alone finish it.

I feel...defeated.

ON THE PLUS SIDE

...


....



.....


Sylvia: There is no plus side, is there...?
Angel: Nope.

...

Sylvia: Oh. OK then.


Stuff this.

STUFF IT


OH WAIT


THERE IS A PLUS SIDE

I will be starting the series "MY GAY LIFE"

In manga/comic form!

YAYAYAYAY!
HOORAY

Sylvia: My gay life?

Thats the PLUS? +++


+++
+ + +


Angel: Yup. Total Irony aye.


Sylvia: Do you even know what the word irony means?

Angel: Not really.


IMMA GONNA GO START ON THE COMICS!!!


Once I um, finish this toaster assignment.


HEY ITS NOT FUNNY !!!


Don't laugh.

Its for NCEA level 1, worth 2 credits.

SO THERE!


JELOUS MUCH???

lololol plz

Kthanksbye

Well Well Well

Its fail time.


Lets do something fail-ish everybody!

Lets go!


1



2


3


...



http://failblog.org/2009/10/12/suv-driver-fail/

How Was...

Every bodies first day back at school?

Mine sucked.
Hard.


FIRST UP

I'm in electronics for tech. Crap.

I SUCK at that subject.
MAJORLY

Also, everybodies been dead or something...SO START YOUR BLOGGING PEOPLE!


Also, in science I'M LEARNING ABOUT TOASTERS















xD

Also...Fmyskool people

http://fmyskool.com/
There you go Erin, here's the link!

LONG CATS ARE LONG

Okay, so most of you will not know about my whole


TRIPLE NUMBER SYNDROME


Which is basically everywhere you look, you see triple digits that have the same number in them.

For example:

333
888
222


etc.


WELL
I went for a walk today just staring at my feet when all of a sudden I look up and my eyes fall on someones letterbox
The number was 222

...D:


AND JUST NOW holy crap

I went to go and lok up Paramore guitar tabs on http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/paramore_tabs6.htm

and they have exactly (at this time)

555 tabs.


GEEZ

AND ALSO


I was at Bayfair with my mate ERIN who's blog is this:

http://weallliveunderthesea.blogspot.com/


When I checked the time like a normal person would when they are waiting for there bus to arrive.

And the time was 2:22

GIVE ME A BREAK TRIPLE NUMBERS!

Also trying, I repeat TRYING
to download GIMP here.

Is failing...

Meh also going to download new version of MSN in 3...2...1...


Toodles for now Chickadees

Toodles for now.


Actually I think I'll wait to download MSN and Gimp tomorrow morning when my Dad isn't home.

Yeah.

That's a good idea now isn't it.
(Read previous blog entry to understand what the hell I'm saying plz kthanksbye

Well Look Who Has Returned From The Dead.

Me.

What a surprise cough.

We got our computer fixed. But now it has NOTHING on it.
MSN is the old version of MSN...



Also..

My Dad won't let me install adobe flash player.

Haha


Sucker.


Now he can't watch YouTube videos.


And he'll be like...


"WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I WATCH THIS DAMN VIDEO?"

And I'll be like: "Cuz you have to install flash. Duh."

Him: "I don't think so. We have never needed to install it before"
Me: "Thats cuz It was already ON our old computer."
Him: "Well I didn't install it."
Me: "That's cuz I did."
Him: "SEE THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T MAKE YOU THE COMPUTER ADMINISTRATOR!!!"
Me: " Um...Why?"
Him: "Because I don't want you downloading all this CRAP!"
Me: "Its not crap. Basically every computer has it. Except for third-world computer people. Like you. Ahem."

Him: Whatever...GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

I have to edit this later...going to have tea.

Well, I'm Back

With another useless entry.

I mean SERIOUSLY!

WHO HAS THE TIME TO CREATE 500 LINE LONG POSTS?

Not me, that's for sure.
But I'm just here to say hi to my watchers.

And to go click on all my Squibies!

GO GO GO!

Also, we have a new computer

But we can't get the internet hooked up on it.
(Sounds kinky xD)

So this is my good old trusty computer :D
With tons of Sims2 crap loaded onto it, causing it to run slow.

Fmylife plz


And um, Erin

Send me a link to our blog please!
I wanna go read it!

Unless I can find the link on your twitter, no?

*Goes and looks at Twitter*

Nope, not on there D:

Well ANYWAY!

Hold on.
That reminded me of oranges.

And that remided me of limes.

and THAT reminded me to download SAI for this computer, as the logo thingy for SAI is a lime thingy.

I think.

WELL ITS GREEN OK?


Taataa for now :)

I'm BAACK

From my holidays haha

Where did you think?


Erm..we got a new computer lol

So this is just a quick post to say so..


Also, I think that the only person who reads this blog is Sylvia. So um...yeah.

DAY 1 OF POSITIVITY...fails

Our computer...is stuffed.
We cant fix it D:
We have to get a new one off our warranty...
More than a years worth of work has all gone down the drain, artwork, assignments etc...gone.
And to think that this was the day that I was supposed to think positive...It FAILED!

Fail
fail
fail


Also I had a lot of music from iTunes on there....I SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON NOTHING!
NOTHING

I mean

WHAT THE FUCK
God is screwing with my life

Have a Meme...thingy

1.YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Sapphire Toyota

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Strawberry Converse

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Fox

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Amber Auckland

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):
Wilya (WILL YA SHUDDUP? xD)

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Smoothie xD

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Gordon Jim

8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Baby Doll Chocolate

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Um... idk my 5th grade teachers name..

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Christmas Hibiscus...WTF?

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Strawberry Sweater

13. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Cornflake Cherry blossom


What. The. Hell. Lol

I TAG ALL ASHLEY!!!

I've decided to change some things around here...

So first up, lets begin with:

THE CONTENT

So...as you probably know, a LOT of bad stuff actually happens to me...its as if I am a bad luck magnet thingy.

SO every week or so I will add a section called My Gay Life.
Which is pretty much self explanatory.


I will also add random extracts form my Manga.


ME PERSONALLY

I have an alter-ego named Angel Hawkes (of is you're really formal, Angelina Hawkins. Ugh).
Sylvia Crystal-Jones is my cousin, irl.


And now I have to go into town so...I'll catch up on this later...

Visit my cousins blog! Its better than mine!

Linky: http://lifethroughsylviaseyes.blogspot.com/2009/09/game-that-stupid-stupid-game-and-youve.html#comment-form

Be warned. You may die once you read the first post D:
On a new note, I have added the banner. Hope you like :)


I decided to add some links, such as my Deviantart, Twitter, Myspace and Subeta account.
Have fun exploring!


And now sites to kill your boredom:

Morphthing
Failblog
Engrish
My Life Is Average
Fmylife

Also, those of you using Internet Explorer, I would strongly recommend downloading Firefox, Safari or Google Chrome.

And the average word of the day is Lettuce, btw

I have a page of manga for you :)

Well...a couple of pages...Its not very goo though *shoe'd*

Its called Supernatural Six and it is a bout 6 teenage girls who have ahem...elemental powers.
Unfortunately, 5 of the six have become possessed.


Read on...and sorry if it sucks....





Also...On a completely different note...I will be adding a new layout for the blog..soonish I hope.


And sorry for the overuse of ...'s I can't help myself xD

My Blog Sucks

When was the last time I posted in this thing?
AGES ago, like 2 weeks ago D:

Hi Sylvia.

Welcome to my blog..

Wow. What an INSPIRING title.
/sarcasm.

ANYWAY, Hi, my name is Yasmin and guess what?

I finally decided to start a blog.
After about spending what, half an hour trying to decide a name for this thing...
I decided to cheat and use a band name generator. *shot*

Also, any names of friends/family members HAVE BEEN CHANGED (except for mine of course) to protect privacy!!
They would possibly KILL me f they read their names on my blog. Ha. Not.

I should tell you about myself.
Okay
I'm 15 years old.
I AM A GIRL
I live in New Zealand.
I like Magazines, the internet, art and music.
I'm left handed.
I like the colour blue
Pink is okay too.
I play guitar. Kind of
I want to be a graphic designer...
I would prefer Corn Thins to cookies.
I could spend my whole life on deviantart.
I have a sister named Alora. She is eleven. And a half.

Gosh I'm such a noob at blogging.

ANYWAYS, what else?
What do NORMAL people put in their blogs?

Mmm okay then, how about my friends.

Lets make a list (I like lists)
* My best friend Sora-We've know each other since her first day at school. I would die without her! We go to different schools now *boohoo* but we still try to see each other almost EVERY WEEK. That was my new years resolution.

* My other "Top Friends*

*Erica: Got me hooked on twitter and is my Badminton buddy!
*The twins: Michelle and Trista are my awesome LUNCH BUDDIES and are big MJ fans!
*Christobel: WHY DID YOU MOVE AWAY?

Other *ahem* honorable mentions:

(P.s How do you get rid of the underline? Ctrl+U dun work D:)

Oh well...

Okay, there is

Alice: I used to always go to your house!
Clara: A bit phycho (kidding) but we were good friends since last year!
Gabriella: STOP TELLING YOURSELF THAT YOUR HAIR IS UGLY!
Its not!
Jessica: I knew you before I well...knew you xD

I will add more later.

Time is ticking away. Got stuff to do.
Like the multiple piles of homework I have. Ugh.

Umm how do I end this thing?

Over and out?
Toodles?
I'll write back on um Tuesday?