RANT

Ok.

My parents are making my life SO FRIKKEN DIFFICULT right now.
Emphasis on the frikken part.

I'm having a party for my sweet 16 on saturday, and I don't care if you say no.
I DON'T CARE

Let me live a little!
Don't be so over-protective of me!

I am a responsible person, I'm not some idiot.

You don't NEED to check on me EVERY. FIVE. MINUTES.

What are you going to do when I'm 18?
Lock me in some kind of tower and throw away the key?

No.

That would be a bad idea.

So please, PLEASE just let me have my 15 minutes of freedom.

And seriously a sixteen year old curfew being 8:30 is actually unheard of.

Until now.

It's actually not fair.

And I know what you're thinking.

"Since when was life ever fair?"

Truth is, it's not,
But this is being REALLY unfair.

I am actually capable of taking care of myself for one night.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Well, you do now.

Have fun on saturday night, cuz I fucking am going to.
At my own party.