I was mad at my parents, so I ran away from home. It was raining-pouring. I caught up with Margarita and Leesa, and they wanted to catch the bus into town. I was going to catch the bus to Ohope, and see Isaac (wtf?), but I had no money. They leant me $1.30, but gave me $8, in coins, no notes.
The bus came past and said it “was not running today”. Then I saw my Dad’s truck, and panicked (lol). THEN this weird guy (who I have never seen in my life) came up to us driving my car. MY CAR! Margarita said that she knew him. He said that he had his full license, so the three of us hopped into the car. I was in the front passenger seat.
We started driving to Ohope. He drove around the roundabout the wrong freakin’ way! As in, he was driving head on TOWARDS cars going in the opposite direction. We were going up the hill to Ohope, and there were landslides everywhere. FYI, It is still raining. The dude (who I think was Spanish, but spoke English) was driving extremely recklessly.
We got to the school and there were school kids exiting the bus. It is now snowing, and there is snow all over the roads, and covering pine trees. Wtf. Then the Spanish dude said that he “didn’t even have his licence, not even his learners,” so I told him that I would drive. I hopped into the drivers seat. I took the handbrake off then bean to drive, but it was really hard for some reason (probably cuz of the snow). Also, my seat felt like it was rather high up.
Now for the weird part.
It is now raining again. As you know, there are tons of landslides along the road I was driving (in my dream anyway), but now I was looking at the world from the Spanish dudes point of view.
They were cheese slides (WHAT. THE. FUCK), with orange-yellow coloured melted cheese, and also bubble slides (with tons of bubbles). I (now the Spanish dude) fell down these cheese slides because I had some how emerged from the car. Yasmin was no-where in sight, but instead there was a baby who was going down the cheese/bubble slide, which has waterfall like.
Then I was Yasmin again, and could see that the landslides were in fact, not made out of cheese, but were just regular landslides, and they were imagining all of the cheese etc. Also, we were in Ohope now, nearish West End (dunno how we got there). And the baby and the Spanish guy were drowning, and it reminded me of when my friend Crystal drowned her character in Grand Theft Auto, for some unknown reason. I had to pull them out of the sea, but to do that, I had to pick from two cheeses in which the people would arrive form. What the fuck x100000. The Spanish guy was now wearing a pink bunny costume (w.t.f) and the baby was wearing one too. That was the last time I saw either of them.
THEN (yes it goes on) this lady had set up internet/phone lines outside. There where white wires everywhere, and also paperback novels. (I know. Weird, right?) To answer the phone (she called it “dial-up”) you had to see which book was um, ringing, and then place the phone up to the book. (THIS MAKES NOOOO SENSE). The book/phone rang, and it was someone on the other line saying “tell Yasmin’s Mum not to worry, as I have spare clothes for her”. It was Isaac (hahalolwtf).
THEN
It was as if the whole thing was a story, and I closed the novel I was reading. I wanted to see what came next, so I grabbed the next book (which had the same cover as Maximum Ride 3) and I opened it. My mind flicked to another scene, and some of my other friends were there. It was dark. I then closed the novel, realising that it was the “prequel” to the story.
The End. May the adventures continue???
WHAT THE FUCK?!!
ReplyDeletei was especially interested in those book phones...?
I agree with Maania-aru.
ReplyDeleteDoes having really vivid dreams that we remember run in the family? Cos I had a Hetalia based one where Russia was in the Rebellion or something.
Holy craaaaap I have to spend 2 hours doing nothing until my French Exaaaaaam. Noooo.
Thank God Mariko's here, or I would die of boredom...